I’d forgotten how hard the first few days of owning a puppy is.
I’d also forgotten we were lucky with Bear, because he was almost completely housebroken when we got him; he had very few accidents, because he was in a foster home when we adopted him.
Last night and this morning were horrendous.
I will explain:
As if the weather had conspired against me, yesterday, a string of REALLY bad thunderstorms blew in. It started getting gusty as I was driving back from picking up Jake. It had also rained the night before. Now, the places where we can take the dogs outside are limited (for us anyway) and we also live on the second floor. Jake is just big enough to get up the stairs by himself (it takes about ten minutes) but he’s not big enough to go down. They’re also concrete steps, so I don’t want to risk him falling flat on his face and killing himself. On top of that, the only places we can take the dogs to relieve themselves, especially when it’s raining, are pure mud. And I mean sink-in-up-to-your-ankles MUD.
Now, Bear doesn’t even like to go potty outside when it’s raining. He does his thing just about as fast as it’ll leave his system and then bolt back up the stairs, me or Andy in tow.
Try convincing an untrained puppy to go outside in the rain, in the mud, in a new place.
Haha, yeah right.
I can stand out there in the rain for twenty minutes, and Jake will lay flat on the ground in front of me, whining. I’ll take him back upstairs, put him in his crate (cuz that’s what you’re supposed to do, right?) and I’ve discovered that in the two minutes it takes me to run and do something in the kitchen or use the bathroom, he’ll pee in his crate.
Wonderful.
We played with him till 11 pm last night (so about 5 hours) hoping he would be good and tuckered out for his first night in his new home. In between play sessions, we started him immediately on crate training; putting him inside for a few minutes at a time until he quieted down (the neighbors love us, I’m sure) and then letting him out again. During dinner, we put him in his crate so he wouldn’t beg. He was quiet for the most part, and then I turned around and lo and behold, he was asleep! Yes, sweet success! I was so happy, because I knew that would make nighttime sleeping easier, right?
Cue Andy and his unthinking noise.
I happened to mention I thought something was wrong with my car. It had a weird vibration when I was driving it, almost like it was misfiring.
He almost knocked his chair over in his hurry to get out the door (don’t ask me why!) and check out my car. He proceeded to slam the door shut, effectively waking the puppy, who immediately started howling to be let out.
Andy did it not once, but TWICE. And the second time, almost immediately after the screaming puppy had quieted back down again.
I wanted to throttle him.
After several more unsuccessful potty trips, including one with the big dog, we eventually shrugged and put him in his crate again. He peed. AGAIN. Luckily, I have two sets of sheets specifically set aside for the purpose of rotating them out. I’ve done several rotations already. -_-
This has led me to believe one thing: Jake has been crated before, in a small space (possibly during shipping), unable to use the bathroom anywhere except in his crate. This also make crate training much more difficult, almost impossible with an 11 week old puppy. Yikes.
Finally, we bedded down for the night. I was SO relieved that when we turned out the light, after a few reassuring words, Jake was quiet almost immediately.
For a while.
Andy purposely decided to sleep on the couch last night because he didn’t want to hear the whining/barking/howling he was sure was going to happen. I would be really super mad at him about this, except he does have to get up a lot earlier than I do, and he’s a mechanic so he needs his sleep. I’m alone in an office all day. I can live without a few extra hours.
But this wasn’t “a few extra hours.” This was most of the night. He wasn’t howling or anything. Yet. No, what he did, was whimper just enough to get my attention (I was about a foot away from him). I didn’t want it to escalate (it was in the middle of the night, after all) so I’d put my hand down through the bars of his cage. He’d lick my fingers, lie back down, and go to sleep. However, if he woke up (which was about every fifteen minutes) and my hand wasn’t there, he started whining again.
I had to keep my hand on his cage ALL NIGHT. This is not a very comfortable position to sleep in, let me tell you.
Around 3:30 (I’m guessing) I finally fell asleep.
Andy then proceeded to wake EVERYONE in the house up at 6.
He was on the couch! The door to the bedroom was shut! What on EARTH possessed him to turn on all the lights in the house, open our VERY squeaky door, and come in the room?
He left his uniform for work in the bedroom.
Once again, I could have throttled him. Because puppy and I were both sleeping. I know “sleeping in” is a luxury for at least 6 months when it comes to having a new puppy, but I could have used another hour, and it didn’t seem like Jake was going to stir anytime soon at that point. Until Andy woke him up and he decided since daddy was up, he could get up too!
Unfortunately, as soon as he was fully awake, he peed in his crate again. He made it through the whole night (I know, because I was awake for most of it), and five minutes after realizing he was awake and in a crate, he peed.
So outside we marched, back into the rain (which was nearly torrential) and after yet another unsuccessful fifteen minute potty trip, hoping to maybe see some activity on the other end (no puppy poop since I’d picked him up, I knew he had to go!!) back inside we came, hopefully to wait for five or six minutes and try again. I had yet to see the routine where if I put him in his crate, even for a second, he’d pee, so into the crate he went, and fifteen seconds later out he came after peeing again. Imagine how frustrating this had been! It’s six AM, I’m running on about three hours of sleep, I’m withstanding the urge to smack Andy for waking everybody up, and my new dog will ONLY pee in his cage (he had yet to make a mess on the floor).
Andy left, knowing I was already in a grouchy mood (I’m not a morning person). Jake, of course, was all ready to play at this point while Mommy is grumpily folding up dirty sheets and throwing them in the wash.
I turned my back for two seconds, to throw the sheets in the laundry room. I came back into the living room to discover Jake squatting on the floor, pooping.
So, like everyone says, I scooped him up and marched him outside, while he was still mid-poop, which of course ended up all over me. Fun. Once outside, he proceeded to stare at me forlornly as if asking why I’d interrupted him to bring him into the rain. Again. I bet I’m teaching him that using the bathroom means being punished in the rain. Ugh. We’re supposed to be rained on all week.
By the time we came back inside, it was almost seven. I’d spent my first hour of being awake either cleaning up after the puppy, or taking him outside to pee, only to have him do it in the house. I was already about to tear my hair out (don’t worry, I never got mad at him, I know better than to do that. He wouldn’t understand). I finally had to realize that crate training was not going to suffice in this situation, since he had basically been trained already to ONLY pee in his cage!
I have to be at work at 8:30. Luckily, my boss has given me permission to bring my animals to work with me (a godsend, and a defining factor in us getting a new dog) since I’m usually the only one there all day. That gives me plenty of opportunities to let him out, play with him, let the other dog play with him, feed him, etc. No 8 hours in a crate for my baby!
So after eating breakfast, getting dressed into something comfortable and casual (I have a laid back office, can you tell?), loading Bear and all of the cleaning supplies and treats I thought were necessary into the car, and listening to Jake squealing like a stuck pig upstairs (he was back in the crate, I figured he was all out of things to soil his sheets with), we got loaded up in the rain, and off to work we went (Hi ho, hi ho!). It took us forty-five minutes.
Here’s where it got really fun. I stopped at HEB (Texas grocery store for those of you who don’t know) to get Red Bull, cuz man was I gonna need it. The dogs stayed in the car (Jake in his pen, Bear in the back to keep him company, I would only be gone five minutes). I thought my day was looking up, they were having a 3-for-$5 sale! Score! I bought three, paid the cashier, and walked to the entrance, only to find rain I couldn’t see through coming down in sheets. It was almost 8am, and it was as dark as if it were still 6 in the morning. I debated waiting till it let up, but based on the thunder and lightning that sounded almost without pause, I knew I had to get back into the car to make sure Jake wasn’t about to have a seizure out of fear (Bear doesn’t fear much of anything, he’s been in the car in heavy rain before). So out into the waterfall I went. I walked maybe twenty feet to the car, and it was like I’d jumped into the shower with all my clothes on. There wasn’t a hair on my head that was dry. I got in the car, Jake was only whimpering, not full-on squealing like I thought he would be, and I sat in the car under that thunder and lightning and rain and had to decide if I wanted to try and drive in it, or wait it out. THEN Jake started crying (he saves his best crying for when I’m around to hear it, I think). That made up my mind. I had to get him to the office and out of his crate before I found myself with more soiled sheets that I had no way of cleaning at the office. So we pulled out of the parking lot, I put on my flashers, and off we went at ten miles an hour.
I have to cross through not one, not two, but THREE low water crossings to get to my office, plus any number of hills where water naturally collects. I drive a manual Honda Civic, a car I’m quickly starting to despise (I want a truck). I had been through this kind of rain on this very route before, hitting the same ditches and crossings, with no issues, but Andy was driving at the time.
I managed to get through two low water crossing without any trouble, keeping a careful eye on the mustang in front of me who seemed to be getting across the low water, also with no problems. Then the rain came down harder, if it was possible. I was approaching the third crossing. The mustang made it through. But within seconds that low water crossing became a river, and I was stuck right in the middle of it. I lost traction on the road, bad enough, and then my car made the most godawful shuddering, groaning noise, which panicked me. I made it to the other side, and then my car started shaking.
Every time I hit the gas, or shifted gears, it made this bad grinding noise, made the car jerk me around like a bobble head, and I just knew it was going to stall. What was worse, the smell of gas starting filtering in through my AC vents. My check engine light was flickering on and off like mad. Jake was simply screaming in the back seat. Bear had dug his claws into the front seat trying not to get thrown to the floorboards (that’s how bad the shaking was). I managed to pull into a parking lot before the engine completely died, but die it did.
Wonderful.
I think I sat there in shock for a few minutes, wondering just how much worse my day was going to get, and it was only 8am. I called Andy, my mechanic boyfriend, and, proving what a wonderful boyfriend he is, told his boss he had to leave and came to “rescue” me (not the first time, but that’s another post). In his two ton solid steel ’85 pickup truck. If it wasn’t such a POS (its name is ‘the Dent’ if that gives you a clue) I’d be jealous of him lol. In the thirty minutes (seemed like hours) it took him to get to me, I’m ashamed to admit I broke down and bawled my eyes out. Bear, being the sweetheart he is, put his head across the console and let me cry on him. Jake, thankfully, stopped howling and hunkered down in his cage. At least he knew that NOW was not the time to make mommy’s day worse. I was afraid to turn on the car to even listen to the radio, because I could still smell faint gas fumes, and didn’t know what might trigger something bad to happen.
Of course, five minutes later the rain let up, the floodwaters went down, and it was like it never happened. I wanted to scream.
When Andy got there, I got out of the car, he fired up the engine, and of course the darn thing started like a dream. He did all the mechanic things, checking for more gas fumes, checking the engine (there was water all over it). He got under the car and pulled out this giant piece of plastic which, turns out, was supposed to protect my car from being “splashed.” During the fun rafting ride, apparently it had been pulled loose and was hanging under my car by one screw. I hate cars.
We managed to get the car limping along, all the dogs were packed back up in the car, and Andy followed me home in his truck with the warning that if I stalled, he was going to push me down the road. Man, way to make a girl feel good about you following her! That’s the LAST thing I wanted. But that ended up not being necessary, thankfully, as we crawled down the road and made it back home (I was probably only a mile away). Right when we got back to the house, the torrential downpour started again, and we decided that trying to drive my car anywhere would be unwise until we figured out exactly what was wrong with it, which we couldn’t do in the rain.
So I’m “working” from home today.
Onto the better stuff, Jake has been a dream (mostly). No barking, no whining, no peeing on things he’s not supposed to.
I also had an epiphany. In my apartment, I have a covered concrete patio (we live on the second floor, remember). I saw him sniffing around, circling, like dogs do when they need to go out, so I promptly picked him up and we went out on the dry patio.
Some of you may think this is gross, but my god I was so happy to see that puppy poop on the patio! It may not be grass, but it’s definitely outside so I’ll take it! He already knows the difference between the hot and humid outside patio to the cool, airconditioned apartment. Hopefully, once it dries up we can start “real” potty training, but for now I just want him to know that going potty inside is BAD. Don’t worry, I cleaned up very quickly after that. For the rest of the afternoon, he’s been curled up at my feet (no crate, no whining, no peeing everywhere), sometimes chewing on his chew toys, playing a halfhearted game of fetch with me, annoying the big dog (quietly) and otherwise just being a model puppy citizen. Hallelujah, there’s hope for the future.
Things to remember/do about the past 24 hours:
1) It seems his eagerness to pee in his cage has something to do with the sheets I have in there. They’re all folded up so his urine is probably absorbed rather quickly, so he doesn’t feel like he’s “sitting” in it. We’re going to try with toys, without sheets for the next time.
2) He hates the crate, period. We’re going to have a fun round of “try to get the awesome treat out of your cage” reverse psychology game and try to curb him of his howling habit. Until then, I’m content for him to lay at my feet and do nothing for the time being.
3) Until the rain lets up, we’re going to have to start potty training on the patio. As gross as it is, on a concrete patio it’s a fairly easy cleanup, and it’s actually something I did with Bear when he was younger and it was raining (I lived somewhere else at the time though). When I was really really sick, the patio made a viable option instead of having to drag my diseased carcass downstairs in what was most likely my pajamas to let the dog out, and then it was easy cleanup too (seriously, it’s a lot easier to pick up poop off a flat surface than picking it out of the grass! And I was able to hose down the patio).
4) Don’t ever try to cross a low water crossing in my car ever again. Wait till I can get a truck.
5) Figure out how to get Jake to sleep through the night without resorting to putting him in bed with me (which I almost did last night) or having to keep my fingers in his cage (maybe a heating pad with my shirt on it or something?)
6) Find some time to sleep. I have a feeling Andy will be “babysitting” for a few hours when he gets home so I can take a nap.
Geez. Hopefully Day 2 will be smoother tomorrow.
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